Fine, I'll Start Tumbleering: Archive

Jul 24th

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I think this guy would make the most badass Lex Luthor EVER. Even superman would have a hard time matching his coordination. (Thanks to Tripp for this)

Jul 16th

Wild, Unattached Twenties Spent at Work →

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May 1st

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ESP at McDonald's

This morning: I pull into the drive-thru full of confidence, already knowing exactly what I am going to get and anticipating the deliciousness that is to come. The drive-thru speaker squelches. “Hello and welcome to McDonald’s, would you like to try an iced mocha?” … … Damn. She nailed it. I DO want an iced mocha. Not only do I want an iced mocha, that’s...

Apr 30th

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The Killers add dancing to the list of possible...

Apr 8th

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Mixed-Up Thought of the Day

Today I was passed by a crippled man in an electric wheelchair and cursed my luck that I couldn’t move as quickly as him.

Mar 16th

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Mar 1st

Walkabout →

A cool series of portraits displaying the cultural diversity of L.A. This guy went on a four day trip on foot from downtown to Venice Beach, taking photos of everyone he crossed paths with.

Feb 27th

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“Is this real life?”

Feb 4th

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Anyone else feel like this as you were watching Benjamin Button?

Jan 19th

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“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to...”

– Jack Kerouac I wish I could be one of those people. I think I yawn too much.

Jan 9th

Obamicon.me →

My friend who works for Paste made this little web app that allows you to turn yourself into an Obama poster. Not bad! Here’s mine:

Jan 9th

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Dec 10th

Operation Humble Kanye

Colbert is a very funny man. I ain’t really feelin’ that new Kanye either.

Dec 3rd

Kenya

I went to Africa. It was pretty kickin’. Here’s a phote. I’ll post a couple more as soon as I import them.

Nov 13th

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Play Your iTunes Anywhere →

I just learned about this application today, and I think it’s pretty cool. It’s called Simplify Media, and what it does is it streams your music from your home computer to whatever computer you install the application on. This is perfect for me. Now I can listen to all my music at work without having to bring my laptop in and update my library from time to time. Not only that, though,...

Sep 18th

I mean I've gotten beat, buuut... →

… not 82-0… in a 60 minute hockey game. At that point can you really consider yourself a hockey player, or just someone someone who steps on ice every once in awhile and lets people skate around them? The other side of this story is, of course, how ruthless women are. I mean guys play hard, but they know when to call it off. I can’t tell you how many times I watched girls’...

Sep 10th

K, not to dwell on last Saturday, but obviously I...

Sep 4th

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I don’t know why, but I got this scene from Arrested Development on my mind yesterday. Maybe it’s because it’s hilarious… like everything else on that show.

Aug 29th

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A Scene from "Adaptation"

Charlie Kaufman: There was this time in high school. I was watching you out the library window. You were talking to Sarah Marsh. 
Donald Kaufman: Oh, God. I was so in love with her. 
Charlie Kaufman: I know. And you were flirting with her. And she was being really sweet to you. 
Donald Kaufman: I remember that. 
Charlie Kaufman: Then, when you walked away, she started making fun of you with Kim Canetti. And it was like they were laughing at *me*. You didn't know at all. You seemed so happy. 
Donald Kaufman: I knew. I heard them. 
Charlie Kaufman: How come you looked so happy? 
Donald Kaufman: I loved Sarah, Charles. It was mine, that love. I owned it. Even Sarah didn't have the right to take it away. I can love whoever I want. 
Charlie Kaufman: But she thought you were pathetic. 
Donald Kaufman: That was her business, not mine. You are what you love, not what loves you. That's what I decided a long time ago.

Aug 28th

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My Hood, Pt. 1

I love photography, but haven’t done much of it since I got to LA. This is probably partially due to laziness and partially due to business… if that makes any sense. So, in order to simplify things for me and hopefully spur me into being a little more active with my camera, I’ve decided to just take photographs every once in a while of stuff around our neighborhood. After all,...

Aug 20th

International Man of Intrigue?

This guy apparently showed up at our place today looking for me. I’m really having a hard time determining why. It could be that they have use for my unique skill set. It could be the trail of bodies I’ve left in my wake. I have to assume it’s a combination of both. Whatever the case, I’ve always wanted to get tangled up in some FBI business, and it looks like finally...

Aug 20th

This is definitely one of the coolest tumblrs...

Aug 1st

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“No one can ever win anything if they’re not fully prepared to lose, because if...”

– Gary Biszantz (via onherway)

Jul 30th

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My running companion, the iPod Shuffle, or...

Jul 25th

Jul 24th

brianstorm: The new Avett Brothers EP [The Gleam...

Jul 23rd

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Another one-a-dem-tings I be directin’ and editin’ fa work. (I have no idea what that accent is. Creole, perhaps? Also, make sure to pay attention for my voice cameo as an astronaut.)

Jul 22nd

An L.A. State of Mind

It occurred to me today as I made one of my frequent left hand turns out of Taco Bell onto Vine that perhaps I had become too much of an LA driver. Halfway through the turn, with a car fast-approaching in the northbound lane and another in the southbound, I found myself pulling an Earnhardt-like shift and squeezing into the turn lane between the two cars thinking, “Perhaps my old...

Jul 16th

An Abrupt Ending to an iChat Conversation with my...

Mom: hi brother
Me: hey mom
Mom: how's it going?
Me: good.
Mom: i was just wondering today if you got your iphone
Me: no, they don't come out until tomorrow
Me: but i think i'm going to go try to get one
Mom: yikes. tomorrow!
Mom: oh! gotta run. dad said they just killed a copperhead snake outside. i want to see it
Mom: later.

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Jun 14th

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I’ve felt totally uninspired to Tumbl anything lately, but I thought it was time I put something up that at least one of my followers (who comes from Scandanavian roots) would enjoy.

Jun 13th

“I wish I was more quotable.”

– Nate Richards

Jun 13th

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