Having jaw surgery has provided me with the rare opportunity to see myself +150 lbs., and I gotta say… I may just let myself go! I think I could make a pretty handsome fat guy. Sadly, I think my days as a fatty are numbered, as today I noticed a decrease in swelling for the first time since the surgery. Guess I better get out there and make the most of it while I can, blessing people with that Marlon Brando impersonation that I’ve been working so hard on.
